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- Production Date:
[?]
- Nov 93
- Broadcast Date:
[?]
- 12 Mar 94
- Running Time:
[?]
- 12:59 + 11:18 = 24:17
- AKA:
[?]
- ``Clarissa's Column''
- ``Olivia Gets Bulimia''
(a gibe at the ``real-world problems'' aspect of the episode)
- Plot Synopsis:
[?]
- Clarissa is having so much fun writing an advice column
(under the pseudonym Alice B. Talking -- as in Alice B. Toklas)
that she doesn't realize the effect she can have on people's lives --
until she gets a letter that's a serious cry for help.
- Subplots:
[?]
- Janet is making ginseng tea and giving some advice of her own;
Marshall is working on designs (pro bono)
for the new Adopt-a-Pet Center;
Ferguson is practicing his comedy (such as it is) for Talent Night
at the local comedy club (???);
Sam's dad has just received the Ditzberger Award for Sports Writing
after Sam advised him to write about the Superbowl instead of ???.
- Opening Scene:
[?]
- ``I don't know exactly when it happened, but it seems like
one day I woke up and I had an opinion about everything!''
/ Being a professional opinion-giver.
- Closing Line:
[?]
- ``Sometimes giving good advice
isn't a question of having all the answers.''
- Spoofs:
[?]
- ``The Hunt for Alice B. Talking'' (The Hunt for Red October)
- Other Cut-away Segments:
[?]
- --
- Computer Stuff:
[?]
- --
- Sam's Entrances:
[?]
- ``Hi, Sam.'' ``Hey... Alice.''
- ``Hi, Sam.'' ``Hey, Clarissa.''
- Names for Ferguson:
[?]
?
- Ferg
?
- Ferg
- Marshall's Designs:
[?]
- designs for the Adopt-a-Pet Center:
=
- a Noah's ark motif
=
- a beagle that wags its tail when an animal is adopted
=
- a dog bone
x
- a skyscraper with huge sign bearing Mrs. Fartle's name
x
- a building with huge whiskers that quiver up and down
during business hours
=
- a combination of the first three above
- Janet's Work:
[?]
- --
- Writer:
[?]
- Peter Mattai
- Director:
[?]
- Liz Plonka
- Guest Players:
[?]
- --
- Opening Credits:
[?]
- --
- Closing Credits:
[?]
- --
- Character Names:
[?]
x
- Mrs. Fartle, director (??) of the new Adopt-a-Pet Center
x
- Wally Kelp, boy-genius editor of ``Groove'' magazine
x
- Honest Johnny, a used car dealer
- Real-World References:
[?]
- --
- Quotes:
[?]
- --
- Lyrics and Poetry:
[?]
- --
- Clothes:
[?]
- --
- Food:
[?]
- --
- Pics:
[?]
- --
- Favorite Lines:
[?]
- ``One word, Sam................. Timing.'' - Ferguson
- ``I guess having opinions isn't the same as having all the answers.''
- Clarissa
- Favorite Scenes:
[?]
- --
- Other good stuff:
[?]
- --
- Weak Points and Mistakes:
[?]
- --
[?]
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