Note: This site is no longer being maintained, unfortunately. Most of the pages haven't been modified for years. See the homepage for the only part of this site that is being kept up to date.
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If you would like to e-mail me with questions or comments,
my e-mail address is
<1@2.3>,
where the numbers represent the words ``dcljr'', ``obkb'' and ``com'',
respectively.
(Sorry for the convoluted way of giving the address.
I did it that way so web robots wouldn't be able to get my address
off of this page.)
Before you e-mail me with a question, please read the following list of frequently asked questions to see if yours is answered there.
Questions I am most often asked...
She was born on Thu, 18 Apr 1976. For other ``biographical'' info about her, see my MJH FAQ.
There are several fan-mail type snail-mail addresses listed in my MJH FAQ.
I don't know. It is not public knowledge. (I urge everyone to respect her privacy and not seek out her personal e-mail address!)
She currently lives in Los Angeles with her boyfriend, James --
just bought a house, in fact. :-)
As for the exact address,
I'm sure it will surprise no one that it is not public knowledge.
(Same parenthetical remarks as in last answer apply here,
only with more emphasis.
Please do not seek out her address
or share such info with anyone else!)
If it's personal info that should not be made public, I don't want it. Any other kind of info will be gratefully accepted. Please e-mail me.
See Melissa in pictures.
Not any real ones, of course --
unless you count when she was nude in the bathtub
for her first commercial at the age of four.
;-)
(This has been shown during a few talk show appearances,
including The Rosie O'Donnell Show
and The Keenen Ivory Wayans Show.)
Anyway, there are now lots of fake nudes floating around the net.
As far as getting these pics, if you are so inclined,
you're on your own.
I cannot make copies of stuff for people
because I get way too many requests.
I would suggest that you ask on the
``clarissa'' mailing list
or in the
rec.arts.tv
newsgroup.
See The latest Melissa news for info about up-coming TV appearances that I know about and related news. I cannot notify individual people of up-coming appearances, etc., because keeping track of all such requests would be impossible. My Melissa's TV appearances section may have a page for the thing you're interested in. If so, it will say generally how often the appearance is repeated (e.g., ``every few months'', ``occasionally'', etc.) and on what channel.
Because she seems like a nice, caring, friendly, warm, intelligent person. Because she's a wonderful comic actress. Because she's the most adorable thing to ever exist in the entire history of the universe.
No to both questions, unfortunately. I have sent her things that I know she's gotten, but I've never received (or asked for) a reply. I have talked to her mother, who is her manager/agent, by e-mail. See my ``Interview'' with Paula Hart.
Unfortunately, no.
Sometime in the future I may implement these features, but for now you'll just have to check out [What's new?] (at the bottom of every page) and the ``latest news'' pages for Melissa, Sabrina and Clarissa on a regular basis. (Almost all info on these pages come from posts to ``clarissa'' mailing list.)
Another idea I'll get around to implementing eventually.
As things stand right now,
some of my pages (my
``MJHTV'' pages
are generated on the fly by a CGI script
and therefore must contain absolute URLs
(beginning with http://).
This means the links don't work when you're browsing off-line.
I'm in the process of rectifying this situation.
Please Stand By.
Okay, this isn't really a frequently asked question, but I wanted to say something about it somewhere.:-)By boring, I mean the relative lack of pictures and the complete lack of animations, Java applets, frames, etc. Some of this is because it's just inconvenient for me to add them to the site (the pics) and some is because I hate them (the others).
As far as inconsistency, I'm talking about stuff like differences in the look of ``jump to'' links, formats of calendar dates, and so forth. These are due to the fact that this whole site was created and, until very recently, maintained using just a plain text editor. (Think about that for a second.)
A while back I started writing some Perl scripts to automate and standardize certain aspects of the site, but this didn't get very far because I was too busy. I've now finally moved my pages to a temporary location at this site, which I purchased with another Melissa fan almost a year ago (!!), and have started writing new Perl scripts from scratch.
Within the next couple of weeks, these pages should be moving en masse to their ``permanent'' locations at this site -- although certain things will continue to move around for a while, as I put the information in a more logical and convenient structure. You should also start to see some changes in the general look of the site as I rely more and more on scripts to generate the pages. (Right now [Jul 12th] they're just read in from the old files and spat out almost verbatim. Hey, you've gotta start somewhere...)
Many questions I am asked are addressed (if not fully answered) somewhere in my Info Archives. Please take a moment to look through my site to see if you can find an answer that way. If not, then I'll be happy to answer your question by e-mail.
Sometime in the future, I may add a little search engine to search my Info Archives for keywords. I don't know when or if I'll actually get around to doing this. In the meantime, you can narrow searches at Alta Vista to my pages using the ``url:'' option in an Advanced Query. See the advanced help form for more info. (I haven't gotten great results with this, but at least it's something.)
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