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CEIA: ``Take My Advice...Please'' (#134)

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-- Information --

Airing Info

Production Date: [?]
Oct 92
Broadcast Date: [?]
19 Dec 92
Running Time: [?]
13:33 + 11:14 = 24:47
AKA: [?]

Episode Content

Plot Synopsis: [?]
When Ferguson asks Clarissa for advice about how to win a girl's heart, she gives him the worst advice she can think of -- unfortunately, it works!
Subplots: [?]
Janet and Marshall are concerned that the romance is going out of their relationship.
Opening Scene: [?]
``Hey! If you're looking for advice, you never have to look far.'' / Advice is always free.
Closing Line: [?]
``Never give advice before you're asked -- or after.''
Spoofs: [?]
``The Schnook'' (The Sheik)
Other Cut-away Segments: [?]
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Computer Stuff: [?]
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Sam's Entrances: [?]
None.
Names for Ferguson: [?]
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Ferguson
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Ferguson [to Sam, probably others]
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Ferguson
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the Ferg
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Ferg-face [to Sam]
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lo-o-o-ove monster
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Fergie [to Fiona, who called him this first]
Marshall's Designs: [?]
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Janet's Work: [?]
film series (starting next next Fri), lecture series (starting the week after that)

Credits

Writer: [?]
Neena Beber
Director: [?]
Liz Plonka
Guest Players: [?]
Joanna Garcia as Fiona
Opening Credits: [?]
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Closing Credits: [?]
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Other Info

Character Names: [?]
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Doreen Deckelbaum (sp?) - Marshall's first love?
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Delores Delvecchio (sp?!) - ditto
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Aunt Doherny
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Fiona - object of Ferguson's affections
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Don and Nan - neighborhood's most romantic couple
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Cindy, Maria, Donna - some of Ferguson's conquests
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Joey Russo - Janet's old flame [see ``Janet's Boyfriend'' (#127)]
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Lindy - another (would-be) conquest (Linda or Cindy??)
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Clarissa's ``twin'' [no name, played by Clarissa]
Real-World References: [?]
Rudolph Valentino, Dear Abby, Ann Landers
Quotes: [?]
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Lyrics and Poetry: [?]
Ferguson's love letter to Fiona
My dearest dear one, Fiona [meow ;-) ]
Fee-fi-fo-Fiona
My heart goes thump, thump, thurump
When I pass by your locker
Dump, dump, durump
When I see you fill in the little bubbles in your geometry test sheet
Speak to me
And I'm yours forever

Signed, Ferg---onymous

Clothes: [?]
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Food: [?]
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Pics: [?]
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-- Opinions --

Favorite Lines: [?]
``No way! I mean... it did? I mean... of course it did! I mean... no way!!'' - Clarissa
Favorite Scenes: [?]
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Other good stuff: [?]
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Weak Points and Mistakes: [?]
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-- DYNs --

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